

If you thought Ilene Chaiken peaked when she killed Dana or when she put us on her blacklist last year (which, to be honest, delighted me), you were very wrong. Oh but FIRST! This year, my dear lambchops, is especially special. You might feel some cold metal but that’s perfectly normal.

Let’s get this over with shall we? Just breathe. Then Kacy and Cori changed their names to Kaci and Cory (officially) and everyone took their shirts off. Then, back in Los Angeles and/or New York, a bunch of pretty girls in makeup, pants, shirts and sometimes skirts, talked to each other (mostly about vaginas) and did other day-to-day things, like grocery shopping. Welcome to the very first week of an exercise in extended intellectual torture known as “ The Real L Word recaps.” This week on The Real L Word, a show about hairstylists who like Whitney Whitney made love to three girls/one banjo, Romi built a snowman and didn’t have sex with it, Kacy and Cori talked about male genitals, and the entire world exploded. HELLO WORLD HELLO NEW YORK HELLO CHICAGO I’m not gonna say “HELLO WEST HOLLYWOOD” because I don’t think anyone in West Hollywood watches this show. The 200 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time.LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now.
